Maybe this strange and interesting plant displayed on my blog will attract followers.
WOW. WHAT A STRANGE AND INTERESTING PLANT
I’ve never seen anything like it before, Where did you get it?
You remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?
I was scrolling down my tumblr dashboard that day,
And I passed by this post from this NSFW fan-artist
She sometimes draws me weird and exotic pictures
Because she knows, you see, that strange fandoms are my hobby.
She hadn’t drawn anything new that day
So I was just about to scroll on my way
(Good for you-ooOOOOOoooOoooooOOOOO)
When all of a sudden and without warning, there was this
My screen got very dark, and there was this humming noise like something from another world.
And when the power came back on, there was this weird post just sitting there
Just stuck in, y’know, among the gifsets!
I could have sworn it hadn’t been there before,
But I decided to commission her anyway,
for a dollar ninety-five.
Asked by culumacilinte
I have! I’ve drawn some incredibly useless fanart about it.
Behold, the saddest Christmas comic ever created.
WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF IM GONNA CRY AGAIN.
Dear god WHY
I’M TEARING UP HERE!